Today is so not my day.

LATE
I woke up an hour later, coz I turned off my ringing alarm clockSSS at 6.00am.
I bothered not to take shower and made a quick change so to catch my usual train.
I was few minutes late for my usual train, and thought I was ok to handle the late few minutes.

BUT

There was no train travelling from Dandenong to Caufield due to the lightning and thunderstorm that struck yesterday night, breaking the blardy connecting line for trains.

SO

Had to catch public bus from Clayton to Glen Waverley, which took everyone a blardy 45 minutes to reach the Syndal station and YET missing the next train to the city.

HOWEVER

Waited patiently for another 10 minutes for the next train, which then took everyone another blardy 45 minutes to reach the Flinders Street station.

ANYWAY

Missed the earlier train to reach Austin Hospital. Waited again, patiently, for another 15 minutes for the next train, which took me another 45 minutes to reach Heidelberg station.

BLARDY HELL

A strange mentally-ill man, later got into the same train carriage as mine, took the seat right in front of mine, doing something obscence in front of me. I wasn't looking of course, didn't realize, but after few minutes, I then realized that he was trying to expose his lower self from the window reflection... When he realized that I was ignoring him, he then stood right in front of me, wanted to shake hand with me.... and I was like..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

TERRIFIED

I could see his face clearly when he was coming SO near me. His face was like poppye the sailor man, slightly scarier definitely. My heart was beating like poK poK poK poK poK thousand and one time faster than they usually were.... Nobody said nothing, until a guy behind shouted at him... but after 10 minutes???

FORTUNATELY

And he ran off after the train stopped at the next station.

NOT THE END

The day went slightly smooth at work. Tried to leave later from work just because I reached work place an hour and half later. Had to catch a different train from usual, but thought I could handle it.

SO

Caught the Cranbourne line train from the usual platform 6, and as written on the computer screen was C R A N B O U R N E. Thought was a bit weird when the train was not running express from South Yarra to Caufield, as it stopped at all stations, making me dizzy. Then, the next thing I found was that I have been sitting in a Frankston line train, heading a wrong destination.

THEREFORE

Had to jump out of the train, just to catch another train back to Caufield station, ran from Platform 1 to Platform 4, in order to catch my next coming in 1 minute Pakenham line train.

FINALLY

I managed to jump into the correct, desired, wanted train, and reached Clayton station alas.....

CONCLUSION

I am speechless and having bad headache.